The ultimate joy in my life is my grandchildren and I have been blessed with seven. Here are some recent conversations with three of them.
Recent conversation with 9 year old granddaughter
Grandaughter: "Grandma can you buy me a pony or a donkey?"
Me: "No I don't think so, where would you put a horse or a donkey?"
Granddaughter: "In my backyard, okay then, can you buy me a small laptop like Grandpa's"?
Me: "Uh that is a lot of money!"
Granddaughter: "They are only $298.00, okay how about a turtle?"
Me: "How about some goldfish?"
recent conversation with 11 year old grandson
Grandson: "I have a girlfriend"
Me: " Who?"
Grandson: " The tall girl that liked me last year, She is hot!"
Me: " Oh yeah."
Grandson: "Yeah, today I asked her out".
Me. "What did she say?"
Grandson: "She said okay"
Me: "So where are you taking her/"
Grandson: "I don't know I don't have any money."
Me: "Maybe you can take her for a slurpee..."
the next day
Me: "So did you take her for a slurpee?"
Grandson: " No I was on cafeteria duty, so I bought her a present."
Me: "Oh.......what did you buy her?"
Grandson: "A headband and a bracelet".
Me: "Did she like it?" (crossing my fingers)
Grandson: "She loved it!"
recent conversation with 9 year old granddaughter
Me: " I am just about finished crocheting this sweater for you."
Granddaughter: "Hurry Grandma, I want to wear it everyday "
A few minutes later.
Grandaughter: " Are you done yet?"
